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DHMIS primary teachers

All primary teachers to date (except for Key).

In both the web series and the television series of the franchise, characters appear in the role of antagonists. A majority of them are the teachers of each episode. These characters educate or attempt to educate the main characters (more specifically Yellow Guy, Duck, and Red Guy) about a particular topic, most of the time, but not always, through a song. They are based on similar characters observed in educational children's shows, but differ from them in that they almost always result in being villainous, somewhat strange, or both.

Teachers are central to the plot and appear in all Don't Hug Me I'm Scared episodes to date. They are able to be divided into two main groups: the main or primary teachers, who occupy major roles, and the minor or secondary teachers, who occupy minor roles.

Similar to that of the main characters, the in-universe origin of teachers is unknown. Smart Yellow Guy comments on this by stating, "They just turn up and tell us what to think? Where do they even come from?"

Primary Teachers[]

They are the teachers with the most fundamental role among all the teachers in the franchise. They encourage the development of the plot.

Name Image Primary episode Subject taught Song Status
Sketchbook SketchbookGIF Don't Hug Me I'm Scared Creativity Creativity Song Deceased (presumably)
Tony the Talking Clock TimeForASong Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 2 Time Time Song Deceased (Possibly)
Shrignold ShrignoldGIF Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 3 Love Love Song Alive
Colin the Computer ColinClever Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 4 Computers Computer Song Alive
Spinach Can IMG 19062016 200029 Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 5 Healthy Eating Healthy Song Alive
Steak Steak worried Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 5 Healthy Eating Healthy Song Injured
Lamp Lamp and Yellow Guy Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 6 Dreams Dream Song Alive
Key Mean key Don't Hug Me I'm Scared: TV Series Pilot Security Security Song Unknown
Briefcase Jobs, Briefcase Jobs Jobs Job Song Deceased
Coffin Coffin, Death Death Death None Deceased
Lily and Todney Lily and Todney Family Family Family Song Deceased
Warren the Eagle Warren telling that Yellow Guy is hiding in his own brain Friendship Friendship Warren's Story Song Deceased
Choo Choo Choo Choo having a quick drink Transport Transport Transport Song Deceased
Electracey ElectraceyGIF Electricity Electricity Electricity Song Alive

Secondary Teachers[]

They are the ones that do not stand out so much in the episode where they are, or act as assistants to the primary teacher of a lesson.

Name Image Primary episode Subject taught Song Status
Bread Boy Bread Boy drumming Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 5 Healthy Eating Healthy Song Alive
Fridge Doesn't matter! Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 5 Healthy Eating Healthy Song Alive
Universe Guy Hugo Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 6 Space Song Montage Alive
Football Football Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 6 Sports Song Montage Alive
Magnet Dhmis6magnetfutureteacher Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 6 Magnetism Song Montage Alive
Sammy the Spade SammyGIF Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 6 Digging Song Montage Alive
Saxophone Saxaphone Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 6 Canoes Song Montage Alive
Traffic Light Traffic light Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 6 Traffic Song Montage Alive
Gel Gel Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 6 Gels Song Montage Alive
Cigarette Cigarette Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 6 Smoking Song Montage Alive
Boombox Boombox Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 6 Music Song Montage Alive
Unemployed Brendon Unemployed suit case Jobs Unemployment Job Song Unknown
Speaker Speaker Jobs Stress Stress Song Unknown
Tissue Box Tissue Box with sandwiches Death Grieving None Unknown
Insurance Safe Insurance, Safe, Electricity Electricity Insurance Insurance Song Unknown
Mirror Mirror, Yellow Guy Electricity Reflections None Unknown
Boundaries Guy Boundaries, Guy, Yellow Electricity Boundaries Boundaries and Rocks Song Alive
Rock Teacher RockGIF Electricity Rocks Boundaries and Rocks Song Alive
Toilet Toilet Electricity Going to the bathroom None Alive
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