"Boo bop-a-doo bop! I teach you how to buy a canOOOOOOEEE!"
—The Saxophone, Episode 6
The Saxophone is a future teacher who briefly appeared in Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 6 when Red Guy was experimenting with a machine. He was supposed to teach the puppets about "buy[ing] a canoe."
Alternatively—going by the fact that he is a saxophone—he may have been a music teacher, and he could have been trying to teach Yellow Guy the blues, scat singing, or jazz.
He appears to be a yellow saxophone, with slender yellow arms, buttons, a small button nose, and black sunglasses. He also wears white gloves.
- He can levitate.
- His singing voice is very off-key.
- It is unknown what was meant by the saxophone's promise to "teach you how to buy a canoe." Taken literally, this quote is nonsensical, and is most likely written this way to fit with the theme of poor teaching present in Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 6. It was probably intended as a bizarre song lyric.